I see the light at the end of the tunnel.
And it's a train.
END OF YEAR IN-GAME DISCUSSION THREAD [PARACHAT]
IT DOESN'T MATTER (W - DO WE CARE? L - NO WE DON'T) AT THE SKOKIE POLICE AND FIRE RECREATIONAL SOFTBALL TEAM (W - BAD- L - WORSE)
Wrigley Field, 1:20 pm, or just whenever. Come in late, bring the family, all the ticket-takers quit yesterday.
Weather: A swirling mix of 77% Nitrogen, 22% Oxygen and 1% Cub Fog
TV: Something other than WGN. Who decided I don't get to watch the last Cubs game? Radio: WGN, XM 188
Fragile Veteran Pitcher D (Stats: 90% has-been, 10% never-was) against Some Guy We've Never Heard OF, RHP (His Stats Don't Matter. He Doesn't Have Any. He will win.)Who cares about the game? The catering in Parachat is to die for. Try the Womacked Crab Cakes, they're a specialty.
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