Sam Zell Needs You To Help Him Pimp Out Wrigley Field

Tribune Company is now owned by a supposed money-making genius, and the best ideas he can come up with to wring more money out of Wrigley Field are more night games, additional concerts, and peddling the naming rights?

What about the weddings you could host on the pitchers mound, the bar mitzvahs, the graduation bashes, and the Congratulations On Getting Out Of Prison parties?

We've all seen the elaborate staging that happens at halftime of the Super Bowl. How hard could it possibly be to wheel a roller derby track onto the field between innings? Or put a petting zoo on the concourse. Or try this, Sam--get to know Cub fans on a personal level and feed the bottom line by setting up a booth where the Cub faithful get to kiss your beard for a buck!

Obviously the creative ideas are out there, and Sam isn't uncovering them. He needs our help. Send your suggestions to Sam Zell at Tribune Tower. Or post them in the Comments.

We can all laugh and be disgusted together.

Comments

Sell the naming rights of Ronnie Woo Woo.

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    Eric S 58 min 2 sec ago view
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    Maybe have Zobrist hit 2 and KB hit 4?

    Also -- no HR in the last 15 games -- time for a bunch. Starting tomorrow.

    billybucks 1 hour 13 min ago view
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    billybucks 1 hour 28 min ago view
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    billybucks 1 hour 28 min ago view
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    billybucks 1 hour 29 min ago view
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    The E-Man 1 hour 42 min ago view
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    The E-Man 1 hour 43 min ago view
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    billybucks 1 hour 47 min ago view
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    billybucks 1 hour 48 min ago view
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    crunch 1 hour 51 min ago view
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    The E-Man 3 hours 5 sec ago view
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    billybucks 3 hours 4 min ago view
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    billybucks 4 hours 36 min ago view
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    f'n cabrerra...

    crunch 5 hours 13 min ago view
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    crunch 5 hours 14 min ago view
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    crunch 5 hours 19 min ago view